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Updated: 11 NOV 06

Welcome to Ultimate Disc in Townsville

The JCU Ultimate Club formed in March 2001 by a bunch of like-minded friends who found themselves investing their time playing Ultimate Frisbee.  It is the aim of the club to play Ultimate on a regular basis with the emphasis on having fun!

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Latest News!!

Friday 10 November: League Finals
The Finals Monday 30th October. What a night. The Townsville Ultimate Showdown, what more could one ask for? The night kicked off in a low key fashion with people arriving slowly until the first game kicked off early. Yellow Submarines vs. Holy Hand Grenades for 3rd place. I didn’t get to see the whole game, as I was warming up for the next one, but by all reports it was good, and the Hand Grenades used their new found form and teamwork to tower over the Submarines who were suffering from a shortage of subs. Hand Grenades taking the half 8-2 . The Submarines came back and evened the game up a bit, but in the end the Hand Grenades held on in fine style to win 15-8.

Following on from this game was the game I had been waiting for since I missed the thriller in the third week of competition. Trogdor vs. Wombat Kombat. All players present and accounted for. Re-match. And it was nothing short of spectacular. I don’t know about everyone else, but it was tone of the best games of Ultimate I have even played in. As Stu said “That could not have been a better final had it been staged for a TV show”. The two team traded points, with WK always that one point behind. Trogdor took the half 8-6. WK took it back 8-8. Trogdor took it out to 14 -11, before WK took three points straight to bring about Golden Point, which Trogdor managed to take out in the end, with a brilliant Stu to Lily flick into the end zone. Way to burninate guys. It was sad that we didn’t play it out to wins by two, but to me, it was the game that was important, not the result, I couldn’t have been more satisfied had WK won it. Highlights anyone?

The game was followed, but unfortunately, not caught on tape, by a strip race across the field. This was possibly not the best idea, as neither team had enough clothes to make it more than half way. Despite Matt McVicar convincingly beating Simon as the first person to get naked, Trogdor beat WK in the end with Lily taking one for her team; being the only girl to get naked (at least once she managed to get her socks off!!)

It was great to see everyone bring along their family and friends and come to watch both matches. The BBQ was fantastic, and my thanks to those of you who sacrificed spectating to cook it (you know who you are). This was followed by almost everyone (way to go guys), continuing the party at Tom’s, and later in Megan’s garage (sorry Janessa). All in all, Absoloute Awesomeness!

Awards: There are some people who deserve special recognition for there efforts in the game this season…

Male Spirit: Matt McVicar
Female Spirit: Dana Fisco
Most Improved Male: Tristan (T-Dog)
Most Improved Female: Kami Tostejeva
Male MVP: Matthew William De Witt
Female MVP: Lily Thaisz

Megan Barnes
Team Captain - 2nd Placed Wombat Kombat.

Friday 03 November: Wombat Kombat Team Bonding
A little bit late in the season, and a couple of members down, but still representing as usual, Wombat Combat went bowling. Megan tried to pick everyone up from uni (in her new car!), but had to leave Pat behind because we just couldn’t find him. Keri nearly fell over every time she bowled because they wouldn’t let her use a light enough ball. Paul nearly went flying down the lane every time he bowled because, well, he bowls weird. Matt bowled left handed an managed to hold his own against all the right handed people, playing even though broken, in true Wombat Kombat style. Chris and Liz had a bowl off, being really the only true competition for one another, and whilst Chris took out the first game 111 to 101, Liz owned him in the second game beating him 128 to 117. It was a fairly quiet night for some, but Matt and Paul rose to challenge and got totally wasted –way to go guys!

Megan Barnes
Wombat Kombat Megaphone

Monday 23 October: The Mission to Mission Beach
This day really was a mission, but one well worth it. The drive meant that an extremely early start was necessary, and saw some people rise “earlier than they had ever”. Cars were on the road by 6.30am and we made it to Marc’s Park by 9.45am, when it was already scorching out. However, since we had to organise teams and everyone had to warm up, we didn’t get started until almost an hour later (and ended up having to drop one of the scheduled games)!

The day began with two fixed hat matches of mixed JCU and SFS people, and was a great way to meet the people from the other school. It was also a huge learning opportunity for many SFS students, some of whom barely knew what a stack was, having only played pick up before (so Tim, look forward to some better competition up in Cairns now). Hamish had a bit of opposition, with Matt from SFS learning quickly that it was best to use his height to beat him to the disc in the air. Matches were followed by the sweaty circle of love, also a first for many, and the obligate (especially with JCU people) silly games.

After lunch, it was the much anticipated JCU vs. SFS games. Both matches were hard fought in the blazing sun and felt extremely close on the field, even if this was not reflected on the scoreboard. The second game in particular went to full time and saw every player on the field go hard the entire time. It was great to see some of the beginners really putting their hearts into it and their bodies on the line. Particularly Kristen, who ended up taking out best Novice for the day, Jamie too, who also participated in an intense game of Mirumitsu Boru later, earning the sincere respect of JCU.

The day ended perfectly in the cool waves on the beautiful Mission Beach, and in a fantastic barbeque (Thanks to Hamish and QUDA) before the long drive home. A big thank-you to everyone who drove (Simon, Tristan, Grub, Chris), your efforts are sincerely appreciated, and made the day possible. We made it home around 10pm, sunburned (me especially), exhausted, but happy after an awesome day.

Megan Barnes
Organising Machine (aka Social Chair)

P.S. Thanks heaps to Emily and Keri for their photography and cinematography and to Matt A and Tim for all their help organising.

Saturday 21 October: GITD Ultimate
I am going out on a limb here to claim the creation of a new sport, right here in Townsville.  Glow In The Dark Ultimate was created on a dark suburban park last night, in what turned out to be a "Glowing" Success.  A combination of 20 Ultimate players, 1 dark (flat) park, an LED Disc and 350 glow sticks created a spectacular light show.

Originally confusion reigned as the disc changed colours mid-flight, but once the communication channels opened the game flowed just like normal.  That, was of course until Hamish and Simon took advantage of the dark, to play naked.  This increased the strip calls and would have made for one heck of a story to explain to the Cops.  The night was enjoyed by all, however I fear this may become a regular event on the JCU Ultimate Calendar.

Friday 06 October: Yellow Submarines Poker Night
Congrats to Hugh who won the Yellow Submarine and Associates Poker Night narrowly beating Keith. Brendan was the highest placed Submarine coming in 3rd. Morgan did YS proud by being the first person eliminated but picking up a super poncho. Chris, former multiple winner, got knocked out midfield but picked up the two most talked about prizes, the Trowl and the Cabbage (Dana's genius).

First time players Camilla and Stephanie played very well and added an international flavour with Stephanie coming all the way from South Townsville. Joel, former vegemite winner, redeemed himself and also won the " I have 2 French exams tomorrow poker dedication award". If there is interest and time to have an Ultimate Poker Night let me know.
Cheers
Zane (watermelon)

Tuesday 03 October: Hey all...(Said in a loud, penetrating voice)
Just a long overdue update on the goings on this month, of which there are many.

Departures: Sadly (for us at least), we are losing/have already lost two of my, if not everyone’s, favourite people. Hamish has jetted off to France and has finally made it to Lille, luggage and all and Vinko flies to Canadia on Saturday. *Sniff*. In practice, what this means is that I am now the president until Hamish returns to resume his rightful place as “Oh Captain, My Captain” and (thank-god) Trogdor have one less awesome player!

League: As you all know, I went down to Mixed Nats in freezing Ballarat, missing what was arguably the best game of the season: Trogdor def Wombat Combat 17-15 in extra time. Wombat Combat took half 8-7 and then scored the first 3 points out of the break, but let them back in it and they tied it at 12 and the rest was history. The game was super competitive, layout central, aerial acrobatics and turnover central, but the best bit was that whilst the competition hotted up, the game was still in the spirit that we all expect from ultimate woohoo!

Since then there have been quite a few competitive games, and last nights matches were no exceptions, with an under strength Trogdor (well in a manner of speaking, since they still had the star line up, but had to play one down because of a shortage of girls) finally losing a game, fittingly, to Wombat Combat. As the night progressed, the predicted upsets continued with the Hand Grenades taking out the Submarines in a thriller.

Tournament & Party: The second hat tournament proved to be almost as good as the first. After a late start (some later than other *cough* Paul), there were some fantastic games, and some really great play! The photos are up on facebook, but for those of you that don’t have it yet, never fear, the best shots will soon be up on the website. There were a few injuries, with Dana and Ben both doing their ankles, some great aerial catches and layouts, and some general drunkenness, beers in hand for many in the final game of the day.

The party was even better, although Andrews generously donated Vodka went untouched as exhaustion claimed the party spirit of many. Lara was fiercely protective of her pizza and not at all tired and the punch was once again fabulous (thanks to Janessa).

Trivia: In the last couple of weeks the trivia might of the Frisbee team has once more emerged. After a season of “almost wins” we have pulled two victories from the bag, Coming Second and first respectively in the last two weeks (Matt Mc, you’re dropped, we’re keeping Zane for the music instead) and winning a buttload of beer… Don’t forget, more trivia tonight!

Over and Out
The new President and still Social Chair but no longer Secretary
Megan Barnes

Friday 15 September: Don't Touch...The Rules
Well I'm sure you either saw Megan's explanation in her email or heard it on Thursday directed at Eric.  Ultimate is unlike Soccer and Basket Ball in that contact means FOUL.  It is for this reason we can enjoy a great mixed sport and one of the main reasons I play it.  There should be no reason for contact which can cause injury.

• If you cannot foot block safely...DON'T!

• If there is someone between you and the disc, go around them or don't go for the disc.

• If there is someone already under a disc, take your place next to them and try and beat them with height.

Any questions email me or check Megan's Letter.

Tuesday 05 September: Muddy Monday Mayhem
The rain over the weekend, meant there was going to be some dirty play come Monday night.  The games kicked off early (Thanks to Megan) and we were lucky we did, as our game went to 17-15 to achieve a win by 2.  There were some huge layouts, including an awesome double with Matt D on O and Patrick laying out on D.  The highlight of my night was the touch players taking our cones, I took them back and explained the concept of ownership, which resulted in one of them informing Hamish that "Frisbee sucks balls!" to which Hamish replied "Yeah, your Mothers!". 

Hope for another great night of Ultimate next week...Look Right for the results! And check out the link...

Sunday 03 September: Pub Crawl - The Aftermath
After a night of ass grabbing and accosting civilians, I think there would be a few sore heads.  The night started with most people already tanked and in multicoloured garb and although the tanked aspect definitely didn’t change, the multicoloured transitioned into mono-coloured…Trust me there are plenty of stories, only non fit enough to be printed…If you weren’t there I suggest you ask those who were, as they will happy fill you in on all the rumours and lies.  (Ask about the ‘Playground Incident’)  BUT whatever you do, don’t ask Dana, as she will only tell you how sober she is/was and that she lost her ID!

Wednesday 23 August: Trivial Anecdotes
So, with a split team once more, the ultimate trivia champions went at it again. Doddsy hates the name Feed Me a Prawn so much that he changed It to "Feed me a fudgin' prawn" on the screen, and I do believe that this Is the reason that we did not In fact win once more!! Have faith though, our other team, with the stellar name "Rainbow Bright All Stars" did not fail us, storming home to grab a share In a 3 way tie for the top spot. The highlights of the evening Included Lily’s ULTIMATE drunkenness, Emily Pope and Megan getting busted eating meals that we brought from home, and having no excuse. Megan forgetting Hamish’s stuff (I'm sorry!!!), Lily eating that hideous ice-cream concoction they had, the pushing competitions and the face licking war. For all of those who were too soft to make It, (you know who you are), well too bad, you missed out on some serious craziness!!!

Bon soir, Gute Nacht, Goodbye and I'll see you at ssalsa.
From your nutcase social chair,

Megan Barnes

Wednesday 16 August: Ultimate Trivia Onslaught
Well last night saw the first return of the Ultimate Trivia onslaught. We were a little surprised and disheartened to see that the illustrious and monogamous "feed me a prawn" had to break up its A-team as the limit was set to 6 per team. Nevertheless the trudge continued with a share in second place securing almost complete drunkenness for Hamish and Simon and a good time by all.

"Don't be Stupid?" the subordinate second team proved there worth and love of red goon when the boat race began. Hamish and Simon offered a two on five challenge to the so called "goonami" uni hall boys. Unfortunately, due to the responsible service of alcohol laws, they could only encourage Simon and Hamish to take on three people in a sculling race and not five. When the flag went up Hamish merely inhaled his first cup before Simon decided to follow suit then Hamish once again, before the first goonami challenger could remember whether or not he went to the bathroom before leaving the house tonight... let that be a warning to some of you and a sly sexy hint to others

(The) president out...

Friday 4 August: Northern Uni Games (NUGs)
This year, for the first time ever, there was Ultimate Frisbee at the Northern Uni Games. Despite the tournament being less than an hour away from a number of Universities with major Ultimate teams, held on the Sunshine Coast, only JCU and QUT managed to field teams, there being a lot of whingeing about cost from other quarters.

Well… our warm-up consisted of filling up water bottles and explaining the rules to a few of our players, but we had a great time, and still managed to win the silver medal and qualify for AUGs! Read On...

Friday 4 August: Halibut Continued...
Well Simons costume was all that and a little bit more, unfortunately we are waiting on photos from Nikki so that those of you who weren’t there can experience it in all it’s glory. Dressed as Frankfenfurter from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, he sported fishnets with only his jocks to cover them, pearls, 3 inch gold heels, half a t-shirt, and red, red lips. I on the other hand, was the picture of innocence as Dorothy from the Wizard of OZ, in my blue gingham, red ribbons, white apron and braids care of Jo! In case you hadn’t guessed already, our team theme was musicals. Once again, Townsville managed to beat all comers in the costume competition as Simon and I took out best male and female individual costumes!  

On the Ultimate front, I had a great time at my first real tournament (Nugs was really more of a drinking tournament), especially getting to play with a team sporting quality girls like Jo, Nikki and Carlie. My body hated me for it afterwards, but it was well worth it. Apart from that one of my personal highlights was marking Gak, who was possibly more than twice my height, and making the jellyfish play work for us!    

The game against da Frizz was probably the best of the lot, with some quality play leading us to a big lead before we dropped the ball and they ran with it, coming back from 8-2 down to 12-10 down. In the end, we pulled it together though and took the game out 15-11.
By Megan Barnes

Tuesday 1 August: Halibut
JCU Ultimate was represented by Shoot to Kill at the recent Queensland State Championships.  The team did us proud, placing 5th, in a competition of 12!  Well Done, and stay tuned for Megan's interpretation of what Simon was wearing at the Tournament Party!

Tuesday 30 May: Holiday Game Times
As the university is now in Exam/Holiday mode, our normal game times have changed.  To keep up to date with when we are playing, get onto the group email list!

Wednesday 3 May: Register NOW for the HAT!!!
Alright team, it is time to pull your fingers out and register for the first Frisbee tournament to be held in Townsville!  Check to the right for more details!

Wednesday 3 May: Quote of the Week!
While Matt Anscomb was explaining the ins and outs of Zone Defense, an anonymous Doctor commented "I have a pretty high IQ, and I don't understand a word he is saying!"....Good Times....

18 April: Photo Gallery Updated!
Hey Team, check out the photo gallery for some shots courtesy of Hugh!

Tuesday 18 March: Cheap as Chips Chocolate Hat!
Check out the flyer for the biggest Ultimate Tournament Townsville has ever seen!  LOOK RIGHT!  The registration page will be coming soon, so keep an eye out!

Thursday 16 March: "Presidential Report"
Well here it is the first transcript of the year.  Let’s go so far as to call it “President’s Report”.  Northern infidels “No Panda” headed south for a last minute debacle in the Northern Regional Qualifiers.  Going is as the under trained, inexperienced, underdogs it was almost inevitable that were to leave in the same fashion.  

This whirlwind 5 day tour over 2600km was not smitten and smothered with thorns.  Various onlookers were dazzled and delighted by Beau (Tommo) Cawley’s infinity huck to the low flying out of nowhere Matt Anscomb in the end zone, or Joel’s super swat to save one massive point against some danged mofoes with way too much attitude.  All of this was of course accompanied by such moments as Simon the litteum (lithium) Ghost and let’s not forget Hamish’s just all round good looks and boyish charm on and off the field!

I think it would be safe to say that to those who could not make it, you really missed out and to the warriors of the mighty no crap, no catches “No Panda!” thanks.

Yours in the morning

Hamish Pope
Mon seigneur President

Tuesday 29 November: THANK YOU!!
To everyone that played a part in Ultimate 2005, Thank You!  And to all the Seppose and other internationals that are leaving us, best wishes for the future.  Have a great festive season, and see you in 2006!

Sunday 30 October: Best Tournie Downunder!
Get started on the trophy cabinet, cause we have the Best Tournament in Australia! Forget what you heard  about the best little tournament in Australia (AU 2005), the Gladstone Crusade III was formally recognised at the Australian Mixed Ultimate Championships as the AFDA tournament of the year...WOOT! Well done and congrats to Tournament Directors Matt Anscomb and Joanna Leake.  A special shout out must go to Townsville, Gladstone, Brisbane and Gold Coast Ultimate as well as QUDA, whose assistance made this great tournament possible.  It's great that Townsville and Queensland Ultimate has received this well deserved recognition!

Sunday 30 October: Mixed Nat's Rap

10th Place
Team Juggernaut returned from Adelaide with a well deserved 10th place at the mixed national championships, improving on their 13th seeding. Well-done Team!!!  Hopefully this is the beginning of many more nationals' campaigns to come, with plenty of potential shown at the tournament in many closely fought games.  Things can only improve from here!

Bootius Lacks Booty
Bootius Maximus may need to be renamed, as Juggernaut showed that they have it where it really counts.  While "no arse" men like Matt Anscomb and Hamish Pope were simply wasting valuable measuring time, a closely fought battle ensued over booty girth, between Matt DeWitt and Paul Denyer.  Amazingly both were tied at a generous 112cm, however a rampaging Nathan Lee displayed excellent form with a whopping (wallet assisted) 121cm booty.  To this author's knowledge, at least three Juggernaut players has a greater girth than Bootius' best.  Hail to the backside!!!

Perspectives: Do South Australians understand good busines?
In an odd series of events in fair of Adelaide town, members of Juggernaut, Bootius Maximus and Nasty Love were thoroughly perplexed when told that Coopers Ale House would no longer serve, cashed up and enthusiastic ultimate drinkers after 10pm.  At this stage of the night some 50 people remained in the bar, of which half were ultimate players.  Now I don't profess to being a business expert but it would seem that the Ale House would still be making good profit it they'd remained open.  Upon investigation it appears that the Adelaide laws require pubs to close at 10pm in residential areas.  This led to many more questions (well two) including:

• Why would one of Australia's finest breweries own a pub in a residential area?

• How can a city of what, around one million have worse liquor licensing than Townsville?

Adelaide, This's NOT OK!

Tuesday 18 October: One Bias Observer

"A quick game to 9, then we will play league." Matt A

"...I would like my Mum to see a proper game.  If we loose the practise game, I don't think I can go to Adelaide." Hamish Pope

"Team, the plan is to kill their spirits, bend it over the knee and spank it!" Anonymous (OK, possible me)

In what was to be a team bonding moral booster for North Queensland's Nationals Team, the Juggernauts, soon turned into the most competitive "quick game to 9" the north had ever seen.

The stage was set, Juggernaut V The World, this was the name newly appointed to those formally known as "The Rest", with the hopes of emulating the crushing defeat seen in the Cricket.  Well, this was no Cricket Match!

After a quick name change to "Tom Cat" (singular) and a team cheer, those formally known as "The World" took to the line with one thing on their minds, "Damn, they have uniforms!"  Knowing the Juggernaut's, receiving the pull, had numerous plays up their sleeves, a simple man on man was just not going to cut the gravy.  What turned out to be one hell of a shock to both teams, a puppy dog, 4 man fence defence was called, and it worked!  Score check please!

Juggernaut 0 - Tom Cat 1

What followed was a game of the intensity not previously seen in North Queensland, but that will become so familiar to those heading to Adelaide.  You name it, it was called, strip, stall, foul, pick and the list goes on.  There were some blatant poor spirited play (some of which I was regretfully not distance from) but nothing that will not be seen at Nationals level.  Score check please!

Juggernaut 10 - Tom Cat 10

What happened to first to 9?  Oh sorry, change in the rules, must win by 2! Oh, well time check please! 21:05, yes the game had well and truly gone for over 90 minutes.  The final score? Well I was not hanging around to find out!

What I do know though, is that although there was some spanking, spirits a tad red and blistered, this was exactly what the Doctor ordered.  With the Juggernaut's un-official first game out of the way, they can get straight down to business on arrival into Adelaide, and bring back some respect for North Queensland!

Go Get 'em Team! Best Wishes from "The Rest"!

Wednesday 5 October: Juggernaut Scrimage

With the NQ Nationals team in their final month of preparation, we are going to run a short first to 9 game, this Monday the 10th at 1830hrs.  We need all the players, not going to Mixed Nats. to show up so we can give the Juggernauts a run for their money.  Please email me if you are keen.

 Tuesday 6 September: Tough Night for El Presidente

Paul Denyer, aka El Presidente, has successfully put down a challenge to his leadership last night by some up and coming members of the Free Townsville Ultimate Movement, by:

1.  Trying his hand as an AFL player, by trying to illegally defend the disc while walking up one of the Vote for Pedro (white) members backs.  "I tried to do a specky" he was quoted as saying while trying to justify his actions.

2.  Trying to knock an opponent's arm off at the elbow then proceeding, when he failed that, to tackle one of his cabinet members to the ground.

3.  Taking a primary role in what could only be described by an observer as a fully clothed orgy in the back of one of the endzones.

Other note worthy events of Mr. Denyer's night included the after game speech which was lacking flow and structure, and a complete absence of the three cheers.

All in all it was a hard night for the President, mirroring other recent difficult Presidential weeks, for example President Bush's week has also been a bit of a wash.  Maybe they can start a support group, perhaps titled "I have had a hard time at the office, but at least I didn't stain the rug".  Or perhaps that is too long.

Your undercover Reporter

Nathan Lee (walking somewhere on the field).

Tuesday 6 September: Big Night for the Little People

A special mention has to go to Andrew Fisher, Club Enforcer who took the final catch of the match against arguably the longest legs on the field, All Legs Kingsbery [Matt (Doodles) Kingsberry].  After a long hard game, the big man (Andy) took a great over head catch under pressure, all while making it look just too easy.

Tuesday 30 August: Club Fees

Club Fees are due by the 12th of September.  $40 if you didn't pay the extra $20 last semester, else $20 even.  Oh, and you get a disc included in the $40.  People in Brisbane pay $70 with no disc, so it really is a good deal!